victorian–suggestion:

victorian–suggestion:

enter into a passionate friendship with another woman

a really, really passionate friendship

aaliyahroyle:

It’s so concerning how social-media has glamourised the worst of human attributes: vanity, exaggerated self-importance, boastfulness, materialism, deception, envy, ostentation, narcissism, superiority. Please don’t be programmed into believing that any of these traits are positive, they’re not.

silverhawk:

[morphs into a minecraft salmon]

nickjonasnipples:

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

zebrashark:

zebrashark:

LOVE how in mp100 every single character suffers from dumb bitch disorder

Originally posted by aishitetsuro

these 5 characters have a collective iq of 10

hackerfucker:

having an absolute breakdown until the absurdity of reality just pulled me out it

lipoils:

*survives another year*

zsnes: